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What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄

Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.

Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"

Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE

What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.

Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat

what do you call a body without a nose

Nobody nose

The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.

Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.