Make jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
I make baby mush.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!