Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Make America Great Britain again!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
