What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
What did the creep do when the woman said “make yourself at home”? He hid in her attic
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
what do you call a body without a nose
Nobody nose
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it
your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
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