Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
what do you call a body without a nose
Nobody nose
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
