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What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.