Make a jokes

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.