Make a jokes

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.