Make a jokes

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.