Make a jokes

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.