Make a jokes

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."

The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.

The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.

The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.