Make a jokes

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.