What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make a noise when you throw them
How to you know if your making a caesar salad ? Stabbing it 23 times
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
I blend children to make a good living
make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.
How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
Hate me all you want but I rather love bullying in all fairness, I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh
what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive
The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.
