Make a Jokes

what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....

How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? "We are in the endgame now"

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.

Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.