Make a jokes

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.