Make a jokes
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Two sticks only make a fire.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"