Make a jokes
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.