Love jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
I have sex.
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
I love eggs!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.