Love jokes
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Memes
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ainโt a chef!
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! ๐
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
I love pussy.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.