I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis π₯°πβ€οΈπ!
Love you a million times more!
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
I love riding my bike π².
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
I love animals!
What is a boyfriend?
"I love you π" was the night you got a iiooooo.
I love games.
I love not much.
I love you, you love me.
