Love jokes
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
he don't hate me fully
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
People love you.
Don't die.