Love jokes

My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

The Monkees and Gorillaz.

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?

A: A few weeks.

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

Do y'all love God?

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

I love pussy.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love