Love jokes
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Do y'all love God?
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(