Love jokes

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?

A: A few weeks.

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

I love pussy.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

I love riding my bike 🚲.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Do y'all love God?