Love jokes
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.