Love jokes
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Memes
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!