Love jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
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I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
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My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!