Love jokes

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.

A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.

The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

I fucking love rhubarbs.