Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
