Love jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!