Love jokes

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

You will never have a girlfriend.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Never got a mother's love, lol.

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

I love orphans. They're precious.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.