Love jokes
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I love orphans. They're precious.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
I love myself.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.