Love jokes

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

I love orphans. They're precious.

I love myself.

You will never have a girlfriend.

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I love dccfffghyyhh.

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️