Love jokes
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
I love dccfffghyyhh.
I love myself.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I love ❤️ dogs.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
You will never have a girlfriend.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!