Emos love jumping for joy.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I love ❤️ dogs.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
