Love jokes
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Memes
I love dccfffghyyhh.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I love ❤️ dogs.
I love myself.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Emos love jumping for joy.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.