Love jokes
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I love school.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.