Love jokes
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina