Love jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.