Love jokes

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

HIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE ORPHANS!

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

My career is worth more than your adoption.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

I love school.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.