Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids..?
Because they never had loving parents of there own
you should always be happy about family and love
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?To have someone to call "daddy"
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
I love my mom
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
At least 32 people hear love orphans and hate orphan jokes. And I thank all the people who particapate in this protest
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Ppl pls check out Tenya's jokes. girl. love. cheetah. blue jokes!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her...
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
I love you papi’s😫 no homo
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
