Love jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

My career is worth more than your adoption.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

I fucking love rhubarbs.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.