Love jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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