Love jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Memes
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I love school.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.