Love jokes

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

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I LOVE ORPHANS!

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

My career is worth more than your adoption.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"