Lost jokes

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He lost internet connection.

He lost Wifi connection...

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.

I lost my bag. :(

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.