Lost jokes
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
I lost my bag. :(
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.