Lost jokes
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
He lost Wifi connection...
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.