Lost jokes
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!