Lost

Lost jokes

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Taco

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Memes

Ex-wife

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

Job

At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.

Incest

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

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  • Election

    Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

    Because he couldn't find the beat.

    Tower

    Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

    Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

    Orphanage

    I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

    God, I love working in an orphanage!

    Government

    Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

    Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

    Rapper

    Why don't rappers ever get lost?

    Because they always know where the BEAT is.

    Forehead

    Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

    Penguin

    What do you call a penguin in the desert?

    Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

    Fan

    GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

    Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

    Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

    Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!