What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Lost Jokes
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
