Lost

Lost jokes

Walrus

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

Crayon

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

Dad

What do Nemo and my dad have in common?

They both can't be found.

Girl

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

Memes

Pig

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Faith

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Dad

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Makeup

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Piggy Bank

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

City

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.