The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
what do Nemo and my dad have in common?
they both can't be found
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?
i lost 10000 dollars so i killed my piggy bank so i get a real pig and money which my money is fake but the janitor said it is real so killed myself and turn to a real human.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
He lost Wifi connection...
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
