Lost jokes
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Memes
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.