Lost jokes

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.

Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.

In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.

But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.

Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.

So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.

Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

What do Nemo and my dad have in common?

They both can't be found.

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.