Look jokes

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race