Look jokes

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.