Look jokes

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Look under...

Under where?

You just said underwear!

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...