Look Jokes

If a simp is staring at you cover your mouth (they stop looking)

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what did the fox say to the fire You look hot

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace

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A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down

Look, it’s the dead center of town!

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.

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If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

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EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush

Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha