Look jokes

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!