How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Roses are red violets are blue you look like honey boo boo
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves
Where did tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet 🚽! 💩 💩 💩
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
What did the other traffic cone say to the other? Look away in changing
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
