Look jokes

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.