Look jokes

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Look under...

Under where?

You just said underwear!

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...