Look jokes

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.