Look Jokes

I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!

MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”

*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree

Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.

I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like. No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves

Roses are red violets are blue you look like honey boo boo

What do you call a multiple quintuplets that look the same?? naruto's mom