Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Look Jokes
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
