Look jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.