Look jokes

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"