Look jokes

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?