When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
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I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
