Look jokes

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.