Look jokes

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!