Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline got pulled back you look like you've been climbing Chris and you got smacked up by Will Smith
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Ukraine looks like fallout four woah!
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
bully: who you looking at me: a bulid a bear bully: where me : look in the mirror
yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Hot water look a**.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."