Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
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yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith
I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies
not a joke any girls looking for a steamy hot man
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Hot water look a**
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
what do all rangas have in common
they all look like wild fires
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other? Look away in changing
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