You look easy to draw.
Look Jokes
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
