Look jokes

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

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I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"