Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball

James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Guys look at the comments omg

Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.

what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.

yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣

Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”

Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we look through

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk."

Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?

My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U

What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.