What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Look Jokes
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
