Look jokes

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

A genealogist looks at the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Guys, look at the comments, omg!