Look jokes
Kevin Woody (look him up)
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
Your head looks like a joke.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!