Look

Look jokes

Skeleton

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Head

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Face

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Man

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Orphanage

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Staircase

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Gold Digger

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Magic

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Health

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Puberty

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Mirror

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.