My friend has glasses and we were talking about owls, and i told my friend to give a owl glasses. i told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl! (`~look up spectacled owl~`)
LOOK, MA! I PEED IN THE POOL!!!
why can i be black becouse I look like I have puberty and I sound like I had puberty
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
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I am awesome look at me
Admins if you are seeing this please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz. I'm sorry.
why do tryhards use fennecs. it looks better than the octane
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
