Look jokes
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.