Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
