Look jokes

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.