Look jokes
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"