Look jokes
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣