Look jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Depression has a tight grip
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"