Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay bestfriend look straight
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD and it diagnosed me with slavery
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
