Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Look Jokes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Hot water look a**.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
