Look jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Look, it's the dead center of town!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.