Look jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

You look easy to draw.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.