Look jokes
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"