Look

Look jokes

Time

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

DNA

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Bar

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Memes

Kid

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Simp

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Ugliness

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Height

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Fat

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Crop top

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

Lucy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Stupid

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Naruto

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Elephant

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...