Look jokes
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.