
Look jokes
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
