Look jokes

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Hot water look a**.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.