Look jokes

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Look, it's the dead center of town!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.