Look jokes
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.