Look jokes

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Look, it's the dead center of town!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.