Look jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.