Look jokes
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!