The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Look Jokes
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
