Look jokes

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.