Look jokes

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.