Look jokes

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

You look easy to draw.