Look jokes

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.