Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
