Logic jokes
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."