I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Name: Jack call sign "triple" School: Nova corps gun academy location: Wyoming mountains
kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂
