What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Location Jokes
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
