Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
wheres your mom
in the bin
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Hi I’m Dan’s dad where is he
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
