Location jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
A man walks into a bar.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.