Location jokes

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳

inside 🚹 🚹 restroom

equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside

glory 🕳

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Where is Australia?

Where is Colorado?

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

Hi! I’m going back home.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."