lmao why do people think they can fly?
Lmao Jokes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Teenager: "OMG, Iβm prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! πππππππ
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.