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Lmao jokes

Fortnite

  • What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Tomato

  • Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

    XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH

    Twin Towers

  • What did the plane say to the twin towers?

    "Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

    Hospital

  • What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

    What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

    What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

    What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

    MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

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  • Hairline

  • Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

    Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

    Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

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  • Depression

  • I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

    I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"