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What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage

What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.

this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao

are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in

whats a baby orphans favourite joke

(when am i gonna see my parents)

Lmao

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon

Q: What does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Pov your dad is gone knock knock whos there not your dad LMAO

joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO

Lmao trump and putin dislike my jokes 🤣 😂

Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run too lmao

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

he entered (kinder garten) class the {teacher said luce start for us and say the alphabet) he said a b c d e f g H I J K* just kidding lmno* laugh my nose off (teacher go to the Office right now young man ) i don't understand he just said jokes to the teacher lmao :D