How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 You get lmao
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
fennec users lmao
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao
my cock lmao
outside lmao
-inside gang sucks this joke was made by outside gang
My life lmao.
letter a lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
