What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
