Literature jokes
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?