Literature jokes

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

What do you call a fish that has a dick?

Moby Dickkkkk!

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

Circumference.

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

I just got a job at the prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?

Elementary, my dear Watson!

I read a book on anti-gravity...

It was impossible to put down.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands!