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Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Like, and comment if you're single.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.