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What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.