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His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
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Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.