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Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.