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If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

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Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

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