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Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.