what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
bill really said your body my chocie like my mans it your body MY chocie
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣