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What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
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Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.