Like jokes
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.