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Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Memes
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.