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Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
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Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
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My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.