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First date be like:

Me: I work with animals every day.

Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?

Me: I'm a butcher.

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running