Like jokes
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.