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What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Memes
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.