My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Like Jokes
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
