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I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.