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Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
It's ALWAYS like this
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"