Like jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”