The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
