Like jokes
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.