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Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Memes
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.