Like jokes
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Wade likes Luiz!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.