I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn
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Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
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Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy's Yay i can like drugs then
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What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
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Why did the orphan rob the bank, Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
