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My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.