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Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition

Opposite day be like in doors

Figure : finally I can see

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me

Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣