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Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Orphan or like or-pan?
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.