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Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
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Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.