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Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.