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Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
I like turtles.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"