Like jokes
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Give me the most likes on this site.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.