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When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

UU looks like boobies, hehe.

Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

Would you like to eat some African food?

So would they...

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

I like my women how I like my fridge.

In the kitchen.

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

What song does Saturn sing?

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."