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Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.

when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if youā€™re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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