dark humour is like food, some just don't get it
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
you like like a 2020 hologram of covid-19
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
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i like turtles
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My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them donāt work out.
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
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Your forehead so big it built like megamindās robot period
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if youāre a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
