Like jokes
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Memes
Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.