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What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
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My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
That is so bad, just like you.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.