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A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.