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I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

That is so bad, just like you.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!