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How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

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"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What games do bats like to play at recess?

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Looks like he never charged up fully.

"Send me back, I never liked you."