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*walks into sex shop*

Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

I like whiteboards.

They're quite re-markable.

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"