Like jokes
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
GF be like...
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What is your body like? Soft.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.