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Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Ads? More like bads.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

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