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Do you like Wendy’s?

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

Octopus, more like octopussy.

Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?

Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!

A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

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We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I like balls.