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Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
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