Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
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Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
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Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
"Like if u cry everytime."
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
