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Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.

Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

I like your mom naked.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted.

The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing."

"What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun.

"Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.