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Smell

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Disorder

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

Car

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Date

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Woman

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Woman

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Wine

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Orphan

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

War

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Emo kid

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.