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Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
"Like if u cry everytime."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Give this post the most likes, please?
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
I like unicorns.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I like dicks... sporting goods.