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Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?

'Cause it's a car-PET.

Which company likes Jesus the most?

IHS Markit!

Youtubers say like and subscribe!

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

What day does Venus like?

SATURNday.

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.