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Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
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Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.