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Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!