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Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.