My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Like Jokes
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I like unicorns.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
