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Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
"Like if u cry everytime."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.