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As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

"Like if u cry everytime."

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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