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Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
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Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!