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Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Like (DYM 139).
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.