I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Like Jokes
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
