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When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.