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What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
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If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.