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What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.