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What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?

Web Cartoons!

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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?

Udderly unhealthy.

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

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What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?

A galiminus.

Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.