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I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Like if you know an orphan.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."