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I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
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Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.