My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
The humor comes from the dad using a seemingly positive comparison (comparing the child to the sun) to deliver an insult, saying the child is painful to look at. It's a form of backhanded compliment.
Slender
Damn
Anonymous
SHEEESH DANG BRUH
mailman who came back with the milk
Hi sun, I'm dad!
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous
Damm people
Shade
I would say this to my son
Jake's boyfriend
dayum
yay racism
my dad said that to me
Anonymous
niger
Black Man
Hey thats me
Anonymous
i know monkey
Black Man
ok cracker
Anonymous
screw you
Anonymous
wow