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I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"